
By nominating Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate, John McCain is trying to tell us something.
He may think he is trying to show us that his ticket is one of independent-minded mavericks who are not afraid to take on the Washington establishment. He may think he is embodying the change and open-mindedness that his
own record might not show. From an examination of what Sarah Palin represents, however, it is apparent to me that John McCain is inadvertently spoiling his own ticket with this move. That is because Sarah Palin is, for lack of a more accurate term, a farce. Indeed she is a political absurdity of a higher degree than any in recent memory, and I’d like to show why that is the case.
First, it’s important to note that McCain’s most prominent criticism of his opponent, Senator Barack Obama, stems from Obama’s lack of political experience. This is not an insignificant criticism, for it is important for an incoming president to have enough political experience under his or her belt to allow him or her to understand how things work and what they can realistically accomplish. To tha
t end, Obama served for seven years in the Illinois State Senate and has served for nearly four years (three years and ten months) in the U.S. Senate.
With that being said, I’d like to make a case for why Obama’s political narrative seems to dwarf Palin’s. Palin served as the mayor of the very small town of Wasilla, Alaska whose population was approximately 5,000 during her tenure. She was mayor there for six years before being elected governor of Alaska in 2006, where she had been serving for a little over a year and a half before joining McCain’s campaign. Some have argued that the nature of Palin’s experience is what counts. In other words, because she was an executive and Obama was not, that means she is more qualified to serve in an executive role. That argument has some merit, but in this case the quality of Obama’s political
experience simply must outweigh Palin’s “nature” argument. This is because the job of the President of the United States is very different from the job of a small town mayor or a small state governor. The President must operate with a level of thought and analysis that is on a much higher order than that of a small town mayor or small state governor. For example, when making a decision t
he President must consider the interests of African-Americans, Hispanics, homosexuals, and any number of demographic categories, but can Palin really claim that she ever had to make these difficult considerations? Alaska has about 21,000 black people total (about 3%), and especially in Wasilla, where the population is 84% white, can one really say that her decision making was more presidential in nature than Obama’s? In my mind, because Obama has been dealing with national security, the budget, health care, and many other national issues from a national lens, that is more important for a national office than the limited scope of Palin’s heavily local experience.
Furthermore, Obama is just much more intelligent than Palin. While Palin was bouncing around between four different undergraduate schools over the course of five years to get her bachelor’s degree (of which the most prestigious was the University of Idaho), Obama graduated in four years from Columbia, one of the best universities in the world. While Palin was working as a sports reporter for a local news station, Obama was editing the Law Review at Harvard. There is simply no comparison between these credentials.
Before I get too snobby, though, I want to move away from the abstract concerns of “nature” vs. “quality” and move instead to the nitty-gritty of why one must discount Palin’s politics themselves as inadequate. The main reason that I think Governor Palin is a farce is that her politics are a bastard child oflibertarian pioneer ethos and puritanical social interventionism, and the end product is set of beliefs so rife with logical inconsistencies that it edges on being laughable.

On the one hand, Palin believes that the government should justlet people be: low taxes, no gun control, and very little environmental regulation.
This of course is line with the libertarian philosophy that was so popular with pioneers who settled her home state.
On the other hand, however, Palin thinks the government should take a drastically active role in dictating how people should live their lives with respect to many other areas.
She believes that ALL abortion (even in cases of rape and incest) should be illegal, she believes that homosexuals should be constitutionally banned from marrying, and she believes that banning books is an acceptable practice, just to name a few.
For my money, the Governor cannot have it both ways.
If the government is presumed to know best whether a women should be able to keep her baby, then surely it should know best whether that same woman should be able to keep her assault rifle.
Yet another area of inadequacy with respect to Palin’s politics has to do with the hypocrisy of her “maverick” image. She would have you believe that she’s been spending her whole career fighting the system, but upon review of her record, that’s just not the case. First, there’s the issue of oil and natural gas. Palin’s record as a reformer came when she challenged other members of government for their financial conflicts of interest with respect to certain procurement contracts. That’s all well and good, but how can she criticize others for a financial conflict of interest when she continues to have a conspicuous one of her own? To best understand this conflict, a bit more background is needed. In Alaska, they have no sales tax or individual income tax. They do, however, have a pretty hefty tax on oil production. I admire Palin’s move to increase this tax while she was Governor, but she also presided over a period of record oil tax revenues while Governor, thanks to the sharp increases in the price of oil. Where does all that money go? It goes into what is called the Permanent Fund, which makes cash payments to all citizens of Alaska every year, and last year that payment was $3,200 per person (or about $2.1 billion total). Now, as a candidate for national office, she insists on making vast increases to drilling in Alaska that would even reach the Arctic Wildlife Refuge, which would mean a huge windfall for the government and people of Alaska but likely would cause permanent damage to a very fragile ecosystem. Although she claims this is for reasons of “energy independence”, it is not difficult to see the glaring financial conflict of interest that motivates this proposed tradeoff.
Second, there’s the issue of pork barrel spending. Palin has (recently) become an aggressive opponent of pork barrel spending, but while she was a mayor and governor she couldn’t peel herself away from the trough. In her requests for this year’s budget alone, Palin requested $197 million in federal earmarks from the recently indicted Senator Ted Stevens. That’s more per person than any other state, and it was during the same period that the Permanent Fund was booming and Alaska really had no need to go to Congress, hat in hand. She also supported the $200+ million pet project, commonly known as “The Bridge to Nowhere”, and in fact her support for that project was a mainstay in her bid for governor. That support somehow disappeared, however, when others took notice of how wasteful the project would be. These stark and sudden changes in Palin’s position on pork barrel spending point to yet another level of hypocrisy in her “maverick” image.
To wrap up my case, I’d like to point out that Palin appears to be an all-around dullard. To put it plainly, Governor Palin simply does not possess the minimum amount of general knowledge required of someone seeking to run for Vice-President. Let us review …
- She believes that her physical proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience, which is like saying hanging around in a doctor’s waiting room gives you medical experience.
- Her only nuggets of economic knowledge are her proposals that we “shore up the economy” and that this shoring up must be “under the umbrella of job creation” – pretty nuanced stuff.
- She thinks that abortions should be illegal, but also doesn’t believe anyone should go to jail for having an abortion – maybe someone should explain to her how crimes are punished.
- She opposes placing polar bears on the endangered species list, even though they’re dying off in record numbers due to sea ice melting.
- On a similar note, she doesn’t believe that global warming is caused by man – this is in the face of the majority of the scientific community and a mountain of scientific findings to the contrary.
- Tangentially, she doesn’t believe it’s even relevant what is causing global warming, only that we need to do something about it – pray tell how are we supposed to know how to stop it if we don’t know what’s causing it, dear?
- She believes that it’s fine to teach creationism alongside evolution as competing scientific theories – ditto from the global warming point, except more so.
- She couldn’t name any Supreme Court cases that she disagrees with except Roe v. Wade.
- She (a journalism major) couldn’t name one news source that she reads.
Worst of all, the woman chokes on her words easier than an infant chokes on Legos. I mean, this woman makes George W. Bush look like Daniel Webster. Need proof? Check out her explanation of her position on global warming:
There are man’s activities that can be contributed to these issues that we’re dealing with now with these impacts. I’m not going to solely blame all of man’s activities on changes in climate
Thank god she can’t blame our activities on changes in climate. For anyone that didn’t catch why this is an utterly pathetic statement, look up the word “contributed” and then do a quick review of the concept of “cause and effect”. Better yet, watch the whole interview and decide for yourself.
Well, that’s it. That’s my case. The evidence is overwhelming and, in my view, quite frightening. McCain’s selection of Palin, on its face, should cast serious doubts on his ability to make decisions as President. Can this master of the glibly glittering generality really be trusted with the reins of government? You be the judge.